By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
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funsize003 0

ahhh what a bitch. I'm sorry, you deserve a better wife. what you do now: make an account under some random name, with a really hot guy as the profile picture. begin to talk to her, get her really interested. meet up with her on a blind date, when she sees you, smile yell, "gotcha, ****!" and move on. :)

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diet_otaku 0

lol, you should contact the dating site and tell them they need to fix their matching system, if your #1 match ended up divorcing you. XD

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sammygirl123 12

I bet you're upset right now, but think on the bright side; you lost someone who doesn't love you while she lost someone who loves her. In the end, she should be upset.

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rydin10 18

Well people don't just wake up one day and decide they want a divorce. She had probably been planning it for more than three months.

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daemonsparta 16

inform the dating service you're not looking for *****

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withered 30

#155 I don't get it. How is she a ****? For signing on dating site like HE did? Or for divorcing a partner she no longer wanted to be with? Logic 404.

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