By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
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funsize003 0

ahhh what a bitch. I'm sorry, you deserve a better wife. what you do now: make an account under some random name, with a really hot guy as the profile picture. begin to talk to her, get her really interested. meet up with her on a blind date, when she sees you, smile yell, "gotcha, ****!" and move on. :)

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diet_otaku 0

lol, you should contact the dating site and tell them they need to fix their matching system, if your #1 match ended up divorcing you. XD

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anabananaxo97 0

she'll end up a loser in life without you. probably get married again and divorced, or her husband might end up commiting suicide cuz shes so awful. hope you find somebody else.

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curryndricegirll 0

I think there's still a little bit that you conveniently left out. You have to be separated before a divorce, so she probably signed up as soon as you guys were separated. If not, then FYL.

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um_duh 0

It would have been funnier if she didn't have a pic & you guys contacted each other, chatted, set up a date & then found out... now THAT would be an FML worth reading! In all sincerity though, if she'd moved on emotionally to divorce you 12 months ago, it doesn't surprise me that she's on a dating site a couple of months ago. A friend might have encouraged her to join, or she might just be out to make new friends! Don't judge, unless you want to be judged too

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Tehalon 0

Divorces don't happen over night, if you're that blunt then no wonder she left you.

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random_14 0

tht sux but tht wats u get for doing a dating website

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RunZoneFive 0

You went on a dating site only a few days after your 20 year marriage ended? That still sucks though.

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olive_you 0

what a biiitch, sorry man

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