By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
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funsize003 0

ahhh what a bitch. I'm sorry, you deserve a better wife. what you do now: make an account under some random name, with a really hot guy as the profile picture. begin to talk to her, get her really interested. meet up with her on a blind date, when she sees you, smile yell, "gotcha, ****!" and move on. :)

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diet_otaku 0

lol, you should contact the dating site and tell them they need to fix their matching system, if your #1 match ended up divorcing you. XD

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robodoll 0

Oh and since divorces don't just happen overnight, it's not really that shocking she's been on there for a while.

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AshleyRose784 0

Hilarious and oh so sad. Get your money back if you paid a fee for the site.

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ubububub 0

Too bad you didn't find this during the divorce, cause then you could have held it against her.....

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kttywitt7 0

At least you know the dating site is accurate?

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Gibbio260 0

awww you need a man hug. that well make it all better again. seriously man i feel for you

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Vehicle 1

No seriously... Pull a number 10. It would at least make you feel better :].

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magic_raisinets 0

I totally agree with number 121 and number 10. She was a **** to you, so now it's your turn! :D

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jiveturkey 0

A colleague of mine had something similar... eHarmony matched her with her ex hubby on all 26 points of compatibility. She didn't want him to know.

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I_ate_pikachu 0

Ooh double ouch!

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