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By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML

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By z - 05/11/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2014 18:47 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML

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By looking - 25/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML

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By Anna - 02/07/2016 21:08 - United States - Lake City

Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML

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By anon - 01/10/2010 02:54 - United States

Today, I removed all my online dating profiles. Apparently my ex-husband finds stalking me online preferable to spending time with his new girlfriend. FML

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By GameMeetsGame2024 - 30/06/2024 05:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, an attractive woman was flirting with me from across a coffee shop. When I walked over and introduced myself, she served me with my divorce paperwork. FML

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By GopherJR - 19/01/2009 01:07 - Canada

Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML

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By dylanhollis - 17/01/2014 12:49 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2019 18:01 - United States

Today, I'm so single, I signed up for a free consultation on an LGBT arranged marriage site. FML

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By betrayed - 19/07/2010 17:36 - United States

Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML

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funsize003 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:12

ahhh what a bitch. I'm sorry, you deserve a better wife. what you do now: make an account under some random name, with a really hot guy as the profile picture. begin to talk to her, get her really interested. meet up with her on a blind date, when she sees you, smile yell, "gotcha, ****!" and move on. :)

diet_otaku 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:12

lol, you should contact the dating site and tell them they need to fix their matching system, if your #1 match ended up divorcing you. XD

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lali94 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 3:34

haha FYL. sux for you

um_duh 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 4:17

#104 - why is she a *****? You don't know the situation - for all we know the OP could have been abusive towards his wife, or he could have cheated or he might not have had a job for 12 years & she got fed up - you don't know so don't judge!

ilaughatfmls2 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 5:29

U gt pimped bro srry happens to the best of us

starvingxartist 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 5:30

okay, seriously, i have no sympathy for you. if you just got divorced two days ago WHY ARE YOU ON MATCH.COM. especially since clearly, you're not over your ex-wife. yeah, okay, it sucks that she'd been active on there for three months, but guess what? it doesn't take a day to get a divorce and if she was divorcing you, i'm sure she was dating during the separation period.

24788 6

Saturday 13 June 2009 6:14

Shes probably known it's gone bad for a while.

EcGyMz 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 6:29

If the dating service put her as your top match you should try to get back together.

i_b_rage 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 7:23

...if you like pina coladas...

BackStroke 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 7:44

That's what you call a *****. Say it with me kids...W-H-O-R-E *****.

YungMarlon23 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 8:19

Damn... that's messed up, that divorce must have been planned for awhile... But that's probly why yu lasted over 20 years for the while, she's jus a hoe fo no money :D... (p.s. Divorces are gay, and my parents had theirs finalized bac on janurary 21st, after a good day. People need to stop gettin em!)