By hotpatata - 06/07/2012 15:03 - United States

Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML
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terrible_things 1

At least your eye didn't pop out

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alejandrorockz 2

Im sorry. Hope u get better

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Zachthejoker 10

That sucks op, but I'm trying to picture it, I'm not gonna lie, it looks both freaky and a little bit funny.

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Myo_fml 20

Yikes, I know that when people break their jaw, it has to be wired shut... I hope that isn't the case here. >.< Sorry, OP

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alphaskater09 9

When I read your comment I thought about a big ass sneezing.

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HerrBawl 4

I believe the word you were looking for is fart.

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isaiaah 6

Yes because every girl wants to sneeze their jaw out of socket to give better bjs. And how do you even know if this is a girl? It could very well be a guy

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Bluekaren16 19

And how do you know its not a guy that likes to give BJs? O.o

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THE_A_TEEN 27

No no, the correct term goes like this: DAAAAAAAAYYYUUUUUUUUMMMMM! Say it with me. DAAAAAAAAYYYUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM!

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