By hotpatata - 06/07/2012 15:03 - United States

Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML
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terrible_things 1

At least your eye didn't pop out

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myalleyway 9

Is your jaw back in it's correct place now? Did you sneeze it back, or just move it with your hand?

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borkchop1992 15

Fos ro dahhhh!

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thatKidzmOm 10

I imagine that's quite painful and it kind of grosses me out. Blih!

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dead_insects 18

Brutal!! I have coughed so hard before my throat and nose bled...its bullshit when those involuntary functions decide to get nasty! Were you able to relocate your jaw, that had to hurt!!

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Oh the mental images! :/ Now I'm afraid to sneeze! I'm sorry, OP!

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music_woman1 11

I learnt something today! Seriously though, OP, that sucks and must be extremely painful, fyl and I hope it heals soon

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rubberduckie94 13

A sneeze that powerful I must ask did you break a window or anything when the flying snot hit it.

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rcgirl2 11

Dang! It's better than popping a blood vessel in your brain.

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linkinpark98 23

This reminds me of when Stewie from Family Guy tried to force a fart and popped a vessel in his eye. :)

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Andr913 13

I sneezed when reading this FML. It was terrifying.

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syguerra 0

wow what happens when you cough?

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