Miscellaneous: Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall....

By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 18:58 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML

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Rude awakening

By blackcat37 - 28/09/2013 10:53 - United States - Independence

Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML

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Sneaky sneezy

By Worn Out - 11/11/2022 21:00 - United States

Today, I sneezed four times in succession. The problem is that I've never sneezed more than three times in a row in my life, so the fourth one came as such a shock to me that I accidentally banged my head on my desk when it occurred. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By kissrocks4 - 11/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML

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By TooYoungForThis - 30/06/2013 04:36 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 20:13 - France

Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML

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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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sydneylol 7

Saturday 1 October 2011 16:18

Well, bless you.

NoNotTheFace 8

Saturday 1 October 2011 16:24

Now, you won't need your girlfriend to beat you up so you can look tougher to your friends, you can just tell them that a wall attacked you. The ************ came outta nowhere, I swear.

Comments

giraffemagic 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 6:57

Could be worse...but BLESS YOU

brianeylinkrig 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 7:28

You pulled a situation it would of been funny if you gave yourself a concussion

Flaminghomo 2

Sunday 2 October 2011 8:09

I laughed so hard I crapped my pants..FML...thanks for the post though, I learned my lesson..never face a wall when sneezing

ethereana 2

Sunday 2 October 2011 8:43

fyl for losing the staring contest with the wall. yep it is harsh when that happens hopefully u didn't hit ur head hard

rosaaaa_fml 6

Sunday 2 October 2011 11:20

ROFWLBSST:)

lex1459 38

Sunday 2 October 2011 11:26

I know a girl who was on a trip in Europe, and while looking out a window in a church or something, she sneezed and her head smashed the window. True story!