Animals: Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving...

By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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By Wellthisishawkward - 14/08/2015 22:40 - United States

Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML

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By Username - 13/05/2011 08:13

Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML

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By nothingisreal69 - 01/03/2011 22:21 - Reserved

Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML

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By tristaph - 01/08/2018 00:00

Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML

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By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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By birdbath - 08/11/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

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By me. - 14/03/2012 15:19 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to drive my car through a flock of vultures eating road kill. Since a bird hit the mirror and broke it, I now have to pay for a replacement. FML

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By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

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By birdmagnet - 25/04/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I spent 90 dollars and two and a half hours getting my hair done at a fancy salon. As I was unlocking my car, a bird pooped in my hair. FML

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crazedcabbages 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 19:15

im pretty sure ur life is not messed up

aaa125 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 19:14

just clean it up and get over it

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Nexzus 0

Monday 4 October 2010 18:14

A Bird-of-prey's claws won't release their catch without good reason. They lock around the prey, and need energy to be unlocked, otherwise it would get tiring to hold onto food for a long flight.

42billybob 5

Monday 4 October 2010 18:18

A dead rodent leaves that much of a mess? (assuming something small because a bird was carrying it.) The wipers wouldn't be sufficient? The effort of squeegeeing the windshield again is just too much to bear? It's unsanitary? Just the timing of it? What exactly is so bad?

Ricklessdriver 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 3:41

f the birds life, now he has no dinner....

knightknight 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 5:09

better the windshield than the sun roof

TimIsSoCoolLike 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 12:17

oh wow, **** your life, your car got dirty. I feel your pain, omfg so sad. I'm more sad now than I was when my dog died. seriously, stop bitching. just wipe it off. and hey, you have dinner now!