By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML
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crazedcabbages 0

im pretty sure ur life is not messed up

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aaa125 0

just clean it up and get over it

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AlexisDreamer 0

That's how they kill their prey sometimes.. gross right lol

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pingpongpenguin 3

yeah, they don't kill their food. they're omnivores. or something.

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pingpongpenguin 3

hahah biology was too long ago. is it dentrovores? that's probably wrong too, don't mind me.

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Canyadiggit03 0

I guess you'll be spending another hour and a half cleaning a dead animal off your car?

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ZeroZero_fml 0

Did you know vultures can't pick up prey in their talons and take flight? Meaning, a vulture couldn't have possibly flown over your car and dropped a carcass?

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

I hate to do this, bud, but he's right. Vultures eat the carrion where it lays, and never carry anything. The only exception to this is a species that lives in Spain (bearded vulture). It is possible that (like most people) the OP doesn't know a buzzard from a barn owl, or a pigeon from a peregrine. Annnnnnd... it seems you edited your "its" before the time expired. Good thing I refreshed! :P

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Wait, I read that turkey vultures sometimes carry small bits of food in their beaks over short distances. An overripe chipmunk could probably make quite a mess if dropped from a great enough height. 

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Marvin_Android 0

Sounds annoying. Once again, an isolated incident is illustrative of the larger futility of any efforts in life. No matter what you do, it turns out pointless in the end. I'm not depressing you, am I? I know that vulture is depressed at the loss of its food. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

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Saiyza 4

Hmm... I didn't know vultures carried carcasses off. I've learned something today. =P

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Lilllly_1316 0

Gross. & they invented this new thing called a automatic car-wash. it can't cost more then IDK, $6.00. it's very thourogh, and saves a whole lotta time. But anyway, FYL OP. :)

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slmaz2009 0

Lol...Atleast we know that the meat you having for dinner is well dead...

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Brettttt 0

YDI for spending an hour and a half washing your car.

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