YDI for caring if your car is clean or not, for even owning a car at all, for not knowing your birds of prey (vultures don't carry their carrion), and for wasting the gift that whatever bird dropped for you!

Oh. Em. Gee. Quit whining! You know, there are STARVING children in AFRICA who have to HUNT for their food every day. You have NO right to BITCH about food falling from the SKY - and onto your CLEAN car, no less. You didn't even have to bend down to pick it up out of the dirt! So STFU! GOSH, some people are just so WHINY! >:O

Hahaha

Did the windshield break? No...Then shut up! Poor bird lost his dinner. Yes...Then call your insurance agent with this really amazing story and develope a sense of humor. That noise you hear is the choking and sputtering as the fates roll on the floor laughing.

Haha that's reaaaalllyy funny at least its something you can get off :)

Unless your car was HUGE (i.e. a Hummer), I kind of doubt that it would take an hour and a half to wash your car...

That was my ******

Accidentally, or Karma?

theres no run-on sentence pjman

I like to think birds have a sense if humor. This could just be proof.