Love: Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped...

By nitwit - 08/09/2009 12:29 - Greece

Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML

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By Shadowfigure23 - 10/07/2009 22:28 - United States

Today, I spent most of my morning comforting the guy I love because his fiancée dumped him for some other guy. He continuously told me I had no clue that kind of pain he was in. He dumped me three years ago for the girl that just left him. FML

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By Renderfist - 06/07/2017 18:30

Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML

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By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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Time to bail

By Anonymous - 13/03/2021 02:01

Today, I spent several hours consoling my crying girlfriend. Why was she crying? She had been told to stop 'leading on' a guy at work who has a crush on her. Worse yet, she has a crush on him, thus the crying. Worse still, this isn't the first time. FML

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By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

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Keep your enemies closer

By Anonymous - 11/12/2020 19:58 - Canada - Markham

Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML

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By yee-whore - 18/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Waterbury

Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML

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Makes sense

By lovegame - 28/06/2014 15:48 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML

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You deserved it 26 941

By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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You deserved it 2 876

Anonanimal 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:04

why? you shoulda just dumped her yourself!

ande92tt 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:05

You're an idiot!

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K1al 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 11:58

this is when you say ' dumped twice in one day? sucks to be you' and than walk out =]

Telia_Thea 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 13:04

Eeeem ta thelei o kolos sou.!

youthink_fml 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 14:00

what a pussy

Brey1013 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 15:08

Grow a pair and leave the bitch. U Gotta keep your pimp hand strong chief.

dinniedraco 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 15:47

why don't you just leave her?

annamg 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 16:55

Why the hell would you waste your time trying to make the bitch feel better?

danny57_fml 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 17:39

ur a tool. leave her. immediately.

cossackkid01 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 17:57

I'm guessing she was cheating on you because you're a total pussy. Grow a pair, act like a man, and maybe this won't be the rest of your life. Pussy.

UWBeautyQueen12 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 19:57

Dump her. She deserves it. Don't give her a shoulder to cry on again

ski309 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:10

You ******* pussy.

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