By nitwit - 08/09/2009 12:29 - Greece

Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 313
You deserved it 79 349

Same thing different taste

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Don't take the abuse from us guys who have pride, dignity and balls. You're getting pussy your own special way: being a pussy. If being a sniveling doormat is working for you, more power to you, brother! Even though you are practically a different species from me, I sure hope you ****** her good and often as a reward for your sympathetic consolation. Look on the bright side: Since that guy dumped her, you will have more chances to have sex with her until she can recruit another stallion into her barn. Carpe diem! Oh, wait, you're Greek and that's Latin. Let me translate. It means, "Munch the carpet."

hahahahahahahahaha MAJOR WIN I take my hat off to you plexico

The fact that you comforted her shows a sign of low self esteem. I mean seriously who wants to sit there and console someone whenever they cheated on you? She got what was coming to her and if you're smart you'll leave her, if not.... well then you deserve to get cheated on again.

awwww. such a good bf. ...but youre still a pushover

Why?!?! Grow a pair of nuts and stop being a pussy!! She's gonna cheat on you again, you know.

noooo!! ay ay ay !! what are you thinking...

Grow a pair. Don't let her walk all over you.

you ******* tool, man up and stop being such a pussy. hunt down and beat thr crap out of the guy too.