By nitwit - 08/09/2009 12:29 - Greece

Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
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Anonanimal 0

why? you shoulda just dumped her yourself!

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Nailbunny 4

I'd say that's one of the most pathetic things I've heard in my life...you deserve her if you're gonna be a pansy-ass pushover like that.

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CFR 0

That's....so not okay. What the ****? You should have dumped her as well.

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Lautaro 0

And you were consoling her...why? ******* pussy, no wonder she cheated on you.

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

"...I could be your favorite blue jeans With the holes in the knees In the bottom of the top drawer I could be your little beauty king Just a little out of reach Or the guy living next door I'll be your angel giving up his wings If thats what you need I'd give everything to be your anything Be your anything.." Heres to you being her anything, especially her pussy. Next time wear the pants in the relationship

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

"...I could be your favorite blue jeans With the holes in the knees In the bottom of the top drawer I could be your little beauty king Just a little out of reach Or the guy living next door I'll be your angel giving up his wings If thats what you need I'd give everything to be your anything Be your anything.." Heres to you being her anything, especially her pussy. Next time wear the pants in the relationship

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