Love: Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped... - FML

By nitwit - 08/09/2009 12:29 - Greece

Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 313

You deserved it 79 349

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By Shadowfigure23 - 10/07/2009 22:28 - United States

Today, I spent most of my morning comforting the guy I love because his fiancée dumped him for some other guy. He continuously told me I had no clue that kind of pain he was in. He dumped me three years ago for the girl that just left him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 509

You deserved it 9 836

By Renderfist - 06/07/2017 18:30

Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 839

You deserved it 1 874

By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 969

You deserved it 4 373

Time to bail

By Anonymous - 13/03/2021 02:01

Today, I spent several hours consoling my crying girlfriend. Why was she crying? She had been told to stop 'leading on' a guy at work who has a crush on her. Worse yet, she has a crush on him, thus the crying. Worse still, this isn't the first time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 032

You deserved it 635

By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 848

You deserved it 2 800

Keep your enemies closer

By Anonymous - 11/12/2020 19:58 - Canada - Markham

Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML

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You deserved it 225

By yee-whore - 18/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Waterbury

Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 324

You deserved it 3 792

Makes sense

By lovegame - 28/06/2014 15:48 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 024

You deserved it 26 941

By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 157 381

You deserved it 7 535

By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 053

You deserved it 2 876

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Anonanimal 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:04

why? you shoulda just dumped her yourself!

ande92tt 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:05

You're an idiot!

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Faruz 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 2:26

YOU GUYS ARE ALL BALL SUCKING NOOBIES. HE WAS CONCILIATING HER CAUSE HE WANTED TO **** HER AND LEAVE HER BE. GOOD NIGHT BALLIES

Intoxicunt 5

Wednesday 9 September 2009 2:44

"Concilating". Nice one. You can't even spell a word that is in front of your face. You fail.

Joe2794 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 2:32

Pussy

i_luv_cheese 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 2:35

bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

Sprinter136 2

Wednesday 9 September 2009 2:46

If that bitch came over crying to me, I'd just look at her blankly for a few seconds then laugh hysterically and then say..."How do you like having your heart broken, bitch?"

JVonDahl 9

Wednesday 9 September 2009 2:59

Um. You should have dumped her too. Consoling her? What a pushover...

jasmine03 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 3:04

IDK if I should Laugh or feel bad for you??? but since i'm not really in a sad mood i'm just gonna laugh!!LOL~~~~ I'm sorry, but you're GF Sucks booty crap, next time just tell her how lame she is!!!!lol

lacalina 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 3:16

what the hell dude BE A MAN and get off that *****, once a cheater always a cheater

liparotex2 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 3:24

that's BULL SHIT.

mike1921 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 3:26

You're an idiot. If you could forgive someone for cheating once go ahead and don't dump her. But at the very least don't try to make her feel better. She betrayed you.

seekasmile 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 3:27

DUMP HER YOU DOOFUS

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