Tasty. :0

is op the IT guy from the other fml? also pol who don't wash after using are nasty. you never know for sure what got on your hands, and besides washing often kills pathongens and reduces spread of diseases. hands are dirty, bathroom or not . just always wash them!

.......How does one forget to wash their hands. I mean, you get up, fix up your clothing, place toilet lid down and flush. and then go straight to the sink, which is usually in close proximity to the water closet you just defiled. You turn on the tap, soap up hands and wash.... how on earth does one forget to do this?????

to need to be thrown into a pit. Yuck.

If you know how to wipe without putting anything on your hands (which is very easy as long as you have a correct toilet paper and know how to use it), there isn't any problem

HEYYY this could be the guy an OP was talking about in a later FML!!!!!

Aaah! Dood, get some fingernail clippers, man.

If you don't like it when you bite your nails when your hands are unwashed, then here's a tip: in the future, just don't bite your nails when your hands are unwashed.

Yo OP, the main reason people wash their hands after using the bathroom to defecate is because of something called EColi which lives in your colon... but your own EColi comes out of your body and isn't actually particularly bad for you. So you got no reason to worry. Apart from the fact that you might have touched the toilet which might have had other people's EColi on it... On the other hand, if you had EColi on your fingernail, chewed it onto your lips and then, say, licked your bosses teeth with your tongue, then your boss could easily get very sick from it. So maybe you should wash your hands next time. Or at least refuse to ever touch anyone else's hands in case they don't wash either.

YDI. 1) Wash your hands straight after! 2) Wear gloves 3) Remember this stuff aaaand 4) Don't bite yor flipping nails!