By Anonymous - 10/03/2010 20:53 - United States

Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
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Freeze_fml 16

How do you forget to wash your hands after taking a massive dump? Sick.

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CharlotteRx 4

You are ******* DISGUSTING! Not washing your hands after pooping, biting your nails, what's next? not showering at all and peeing in empty bottles in your bedroom? Honestly, I hope you get typhoid! At least that will make you remember to be more careful with what you put in your mouth and the basics of hygiene (such as WASHING YOUR FREAKING HANDS BEFORE EATING/AFTER GOING TO THE BATHROOM).

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a_borshunist 0

Yo that's not an FML, that's ******* HOT. Are you into scat play? 19/m/Toronto here, hit me up with that shit (lol) [email protected].

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a_borshunist 0

Dawg don't hate, I piss in bottles all the time. I got 2 collections in my room, one for drinkin and one for chuckin at cars.

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GETOVERIT2039 0

Unless you stuffed your finger up your own butt hole while taking the dump, I think you'll be alright.

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melsababe 0

ewwwwww N A S T Y .

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thatonedude07 0

who actually does wash their hands after the restroom anyways...unless ur in a public bathroom so the other people don't think ur nasty

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buttonface 0

You people are ******* discusting. YDI for being nasty.

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mandude21 0

how the hell is this an fml there is probably not shit on his hands....

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chuck86 0

maybe you should wash your hands after going to the bathroom you sick f*ck

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