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By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By akward - 04/09/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML

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By MC - 15/08/2011 02:51 - Canada

Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML

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Booze confused

By piliseep - 07/06/2017 16:00

Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML

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By jonas_93 - 05/04/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML

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By 3some? uh, no - 01/02/2013 19:59 - Dominican Republic

Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML

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By ohforchristssake - 21/09/2015 02:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML

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By Thefaller - 11/07/2019 16:00

Today, I went to my first university party already a little drunk. I perched on the end of a table to cool off from the dancing and the whole table tipped over and dumped me onto the floor. I was promptly laughed out of the room. FML

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By It'd be nice to see you too. - 09/06/2014 02:17 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind girl who I haven't had classes with since 9th grade. I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML

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By Anoymous - 18/09/2013 18:31 - Slovakia - Bratislava

Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML

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rhanana 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:04

Idea for using a rejection number and not having the guts to just say how you feel to his face :/

smiller0789 3

Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:06

Rejection hotlines should be reserved for creepers and douchebags, at least give decent guys that you just aren't interested in a wrong number and not a you-suck-at-life number.

Comments

dirtyhose 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:13

i have to be at work in a couple of hours, im not going back to sleep. And lol mag just wait until you start paying rent, it sucks. Try doubling all of your monthly bills plus what you already pay D:

MAGNAVOX 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:17

I can do my own math, but thanks anyway:)

kaycoo 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:13

MAG just keep telling yourself im a real boy

IReadAlotOfFmls 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:15

I'm safe. I'm livin free ATM so sucks for you (:

toyotasmash 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:15

YDI, try not being a ****** juvenile next time

dirtyhose 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:16

lol jonni youre 16??? I thought you were 12, no kidding..

TRACKGiRLJONNi 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:20

goodie for you.(:

dirtyhose 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:19

okay mag well thankyou, i will stop being such a bitch since jonni seems to be the only one still with a problem. And ireadalotoffmls, that actually sucks for you because we dont know what the hell youre doing to live free, but that must mean not as much freedom and thats the best thing about living on your own.

TRACKGiRLJONNi 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:22

lol i don't have a problem sweetheart, you create them for me(;

mailelala 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:21

Umm my dad lived in Korea for most of his life (he's 50, moved here in his 30's) and he speaks English with no issues. Please think of a better excuse. Especially considering the fact that most phones these days autospell or suggest the correcting spelling of misspelled words.

IReadAlotOfFmls 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:24

Ermm for your information ages only known English for 1 year vs 20 years so step off

dirtyhose 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:22

Thats goody for me that i know that 16 year old girls in america sometimes act 12?

TRACKGiRLJONNi 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:24

sorry but how have I acted 12? lol

MAGNAVOX 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:24

Actually, that is common. Ok enough of this!

dirtyhose 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:25

lol mailelala, my phone doesnt have auto spell on the internet, i dont think its necessary to spend about 300 to 500 dolllars on a phone that does all of that shit, i mean if it is an issue, feel free to ignore what i post, it is a free country after all.....