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By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By akward - 04/09/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML

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By MC - 15/08/2011 02:51 - Canada

Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML

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By piliseep - 07/06/2017 16:00

Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML

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By jonas_93 - 05/04/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML

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By 3some? uh, no - 01/02/2013 19:59 - Dominican Republic

Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML

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By ohforchristssake - 21/09/2015 02:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML

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By Thefaller - 11/07/2019 16:00

Today, I went to my first university party already a little drunk. I perched on the end of a table to cool off from the dancing and the whole table tipped over and dumped me onto the floor. I was promptly laughed out of the room. FML

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By It'd be nice to see you too. - 09/06/2014 02:17 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind girl who I haven't had classes with since 9th grade. I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML

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By Anoymous - 18/09/2013 18:31 - Slovakia - Bratislava

Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML

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rhanana 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:04

Idea for using a rejection number and not having the guts to just say how you feel to his face :/

smiller0789 3

Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:06

Rejection hotlines should be reserved for creepers and douchebags, at least give decent guys that you just aren't interested in a wrong number and not a you-suck-at-life number.

Comments

dirtyhose 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:45

lmao jonni, i dont want you to be scared of me, i could give a **** less if you lived next door to me, im trying to get you to understand that you cant live in this world going around acting like a know it all because you dont, and neither do i or anyone else. I feel bad for your future employers and teachers with you trying to correct them all of the time. Seriously go back and read the comments you posted, youll thank me later :D

TRACKGiRLJONNi 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:47

lady, learn to read, I never said I knew it all.

kaycoo 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:45

Your a dumbass look up passive aggressive and if you call everyone sweetie then that just proves my point

IReadAlotOfFmls 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:48

Dude, back off lots of girls (and some queers >.<) say sweetie ect so get off her back bitch!

TRACKGiRLJONNi 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:49

sorry I really don't care chika! you have nothing to do with this sweetie! butt out((:

IReadAlotOfFmls 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:51

ermm I'm defending you?

Spierdalaj 7

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:46

Why couldn't you just spare him the hurt feelings when he called the number by politely turnimg him down?

dirtyhose 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:48

i cussed you out? I said a few bad words but i dont believe i would get angry enough at someone across the country that probably has all of the time in the world to argue with me. And if bad words hurts your feeeling or makes you feel uncomfortable then maybe you belong to a childrens site rather than fml..

kaycoo 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:50

Why should anyone feel guilty for cussing you? You are 16 not 6 i think your fragile ego can handle it

TRACKGiRLJONNi 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:53

because she's 23 I'm 16. and you call me a dumbass lol

dirtyhose 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:51

jonni its not the specific words but by what you said to me, that is ACTING like a know it all, and of course you arent going to admit it, all 16 year old girls are like that even i was. I just know that i have a few years on you with enough experience to know that you are a know it all brat.