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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML

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By tinytitty - 23/03/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing, he replied, "Well I was looking for your boobs but… apparently you have none." FML

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By ilovesocks - 20/01/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML

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By miapapaya - 15/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML

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By Oops - 26/09/2011 15:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML

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By notsohappy - 18/02/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

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By vsshopper - 22/02/2012 19:21 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 16:44 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML

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Waste of time

By Anonymous - 11/08/2019 00:01

Today, I hooked up with a guy. He didn't last 30 seconds before finishing, Then his car wouldn't start. I ended up walking home after a hook up that wasn't worth it. FML

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Brain fart Andy over here

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 16:01 - Italy

Today, as I was getting dressed after a shower, I spent a good 30 seconds searching for my underwear… which I'd already put on at that point. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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maskedman 9

Monday 15 March 2010 12:29

Apparently he never had the "boys have a penis and girls have a ******" talk with his mommy and daddy.

Rickymonkeypants 0

Monday 15 March 2010 12:22

omg that is the fml of the day

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cyanidexgrimm 0

Friday 4 May 2012 18:37

maybe he was looking for ur d**k???

nikkipettyfer 24

Wednesday 19 December 2012 6:42

He probably meant the clit

MissNicky177 6

Monday 24 December 2012 3:11

He wants the d

jessica53139 10

Tuesday 23 July 2013 22:30

Why didn't you shave!?!?

UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Saturday 10 August 2013 3:00

Either he has some practicing to do or you have some explaining to do

Ilovemisery 6

Sunday 11 August 2013 23:42

Op looks like a guy. That's the Finland part you idiots

kriziababy 9

Wednesday 16 October 2013 14:24

Was he looking for a penis or were you just too hairy??

cwl727 32

Saturday 12 April 2014 18:06

So I don't know where everybody got the pubes idea because I thought he was looking for a penis. Pubic hair or not one can still find it.

abc_1_2_3 12

Sunday 13 July 2014 3:42

Am I the only one who thought he was looking for a dick? Wow I feel slow :P

justinemalang1 14

Sunday 26 October 2014 22:15

Well are you sure it was there?...

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Same thing different taste

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Nice boxers

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