Work: Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store....

By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 14:24 - Canada - Bridgewater

Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML

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Same thing different taste

By John - 02/11/2012 04:13 - United States

Today, I was working in a call center when I smelled perfume. I'm allergic, and it triggered my asthma. When I came back, some jerk had sprayed it all over my work area. I couldn't go near it for the rest of my shift, therefore I had to go home early, and got my paycheck docked. FML

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By Joe - 27/08/2012 13:33 - United States - Coalgate

Today, I started my new job at a fragrance store. While training, the manager had me smell all of the scents to become familiar with the products. Before my shift was over, I'd had three asthma attacks. FML

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Extreme reaction

By KCS - 04/03/2023 18:00 - Australia

Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML

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By badcomparison - 18/12/2016 07:02 - United States - Warrensburg

Today, I was at Bath and Body Works with a friend of mine. She wanted me to smell a particular lotion and when she brought it up to my nose, she squeezed the bottle and lotion went all over my face. Right after, a worker came by and commented how the lotion "got a little too excited". FML

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I can explain

By 1nn0cen7 1 sw3ar - 06/05/2022 14:00

Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 20:23 - United States

Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML

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By justnance - 22/12/2011 18:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML

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Hyperviolence

By julieseattle - 28/10/2019 18:00

Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML

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Odorama

By carla - 13/01/2009 01:35 - France

Today, as I came out of some changing rooms in a clothes shop, I gave back all the stuff I'd tried on to a saleswoman. I then walk off, make it about a couple of yards, change my mind and decide to purchase one of the items I'd tried. When I get back, the saleswoman was spraying the changing room I'd used with deodorant. FML

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Chill out

By IndianAngel96 - 29/10/2012 22:39 - United States - Houston

Today, while in a pharmacy, I walked over to the shaving cream aisle. I picked up a can to smell it and unknowingly pushed the button, spraying an old guy in front of me. He freaked out and started telling everyone that the ceiling above him was leaking. FML

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slamdunkinoreo 7

Monday 20 October 2014 0:51

I someone sprayed perfume in my face I'd be like wtf.

CerSpence 11

Monday 20 October 2014 0:54

I would be seriously annoyed if someone sprayed me with perfume without asking me, allergy or not. Asshole move. You should ask people beforehand, OP, YDI

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rebelbelle 17

Monday 20 October 2014 3:01

really?? and people like you are the reason I avoid going through the perfume department! I hope you are suspended at the very least.

xxreikoxx 31

Monday 20 October 2014 3:07

If you did that to me, OP, then my fist would be the very last thing that you saw whilst I punched your lights out. You absolutely deserved it for not being considerate of those who cannot handle fragrances for any reason, and I make sure I go down fighting. I hope you got fired. ASSHOLE.

mello2727 13

Monday 20 October 2014 3:24

I hope you got fired. You're -that- asshole...ydi

ShadowlessSpear 21

Monday 20 October 2014 3:31

Common sense couldn't be any less common.

iarephotoboy 4

Monday 20 October 2014 3:39

tried...to be...creative. by spraying them. because NOBODY has EVER done that before. super creative.

121179 7

Monday 20 October 2014 3:48

that's why you're suppose to ask if they'd like to try it. I also have an allergy to perfume and break out in hives if I was sprayed. also if they were wearing another scent they would have had to walk around smelling weird all day.

lulinator 40

Monday 20 October 2014 3:58

I would have beat the shit out of you before my tongue got so swollen it cut off my throat. And, I would have made sure you lost your job. Do you think the "Scent-sitive Environment" posters are a joke? Scent allergies are real, and serious. Grab a brain.