By sammyxoxo - 18/12/2011 08:32 - Canada

Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML
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xXwolflegionXx 8

Take it back to their house and say "keep your shit off my doorstep"

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perdix 29

Go get a dog, and then keep him out of the neighbor's yard. That'll show him! Hah!

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

^ That icon looks familiar. I just dont know why.

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blazingdaily 3

38 - If you're a grammar Nazi, why did you forget a simple apostrophe?

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BeefyQueef 5

I must say 43, you do have an excellent taste in profile pictures. And I did actually notice that I forgot the apostrophe, I was just too lazy to fix it and hoped no one would notice

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Enslaved 36

This is the first time I noticed that there is an "animal" category on FML. (:

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perdix 29

Keep in mind that stories about "cats," "roosters" and "donkeys" still belong in the Intimacy category. ;)

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mintcar 9

Why would they go through the trouble of doing something like that in the first place? I wouldn't take their shit if I were you.

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perdix 29

Put the dogshit on the real owner's doorstep with a note that says, "Keep your dog out of your neighbor's yard, and your ******* insane neighbor off my ******* doorstep!"

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Awsumuzzie 12

I always appreciate reading more than one comment by you, on the same FML. This might sound sarcastic, but that's because it's not.

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rulezdunmatter 12

That's normal. He is, after all a FML God.

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flockz 19

how brown is your nose?

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benderbot19 0

Did I miss the ass kissing party AGAIN?!?? Perdix, send me e-vites!!

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kimono_fml 17

I've never gave a comment thumbs up that deserved it so much

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DKjazz 20

#60- Somewhere between beige and taupe based on his mood.

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himynameis0 0

Looks like your in a "shitty" situation xD

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rulezdunmatter 12

When are people on this site going to learn that shit-related puns aren't appreciated here?

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zingline89 18

We should kindly ask the moderators to moderate all "shitty situation" comments

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rulezdunmatter 12

That would be too much trouble. Easier to let them get thumbed down and hidden.

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FYLDeep 25

Your neighbor is dogshit crazy.

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FYLDeep 25

There's not much to work with on this FML. Most angles were already worked when I got here.

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