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By ihncredible - 10/12/2012 23:32 - United States - Macomb

Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 189
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DocBastard 38

But you live in the States! You don't keep pounds in the bank! The Brits do that. Or do you weigh 250 dollars?

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LiterOfCola 16

~Well I hope you are a fat shit OP!~

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ICastillo 24

Did the scale say "one at a time please."

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challan 19

If your boobs weigh more then your head, and you're a man... Houston we have a problem

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ICastillo 24

Yup #149 think that's a sign to get on a diet or lay off the roids.

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sleepinginclass 8

This is sadder if you're anorexic..

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RockDrRoll 9

Time for a better J O B! Does being fat or skinny really even matter?

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jmayes414 5

Sell your body parts for money! You lose weight and gain money.

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BlowinChronic 18

Everyone chill out with the down votes, he was obviously joking and it was actually pretty funny.

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BlowinChronic 18

Well he was at -3 and now everyone decided to change their minds and find it funny...

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gc327072 30

NO! Do not bring twitter into the FML hemisphere.

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FML_Master2133 6

73, I didn't think of twitter till you said that.

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Supahnova 14

If you're unhappy, try dieting and exercising. Can't say anything about what you're earning, however.

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kenleybunch 15

This is my everyday life... and I'm not even overweight. :(

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