Health: Today, I stubbed the same toe three times in fifteen minutes....

By Anonymous - 21/06/2014 19:57 - Australia

Today, I stubbed the same toe three times in fifteen minutes. How? My sister moved most of the furniture in the house to the left by a few inches, because she thought it would be funny to watch me get confused and suffer. FML

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By CreeperKiller2000 - 29/05/2017 00:00

Today, I woke up really out of it, and as I was walking into the kitchen, I stubbed my toe on a tile. I sat down, then got up and stubbed the same toe against the table, went over to the kitchen and stubbed the same toe on the same tile again. FML

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To the left of what?

By Anonymous - 21/11/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband moved all the furniture a few inches to the left because he saw online that it makes moving around the house really difficult, and he wanted to test it out. Unfortunately, the one who tested it out was me; I got home, went to sit down, and broke 2 toes on the coffee table. FML

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By Unlucky - 09/10/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML

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By flipflap - 14/06/2015 06:35

Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML

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Put some steel toe boots on

By TheMadKian - 17/09/2023 10:00

Today, I went to shut the door and ended up banging my toe on my guitar stand; then, as I was getting a snack out of a closet, I banged my toe again on the drawer and now I can't walk. FML

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Dumb, but relatable

By Maju - 31/10/2019 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML

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Right in the feetsies

By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 00:30

Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 11:36 - United States

Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML

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By erianne - 07/05/2018 15:00

Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 17:14 - Canada

Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML

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Sunday 22 June 2014 0:59

It's simple, we kill the bitch.

rocker_chick105 31

Sunday 22 June 2014 1:00

Your sister is an evil genius

Comments

blueroxx 5

Sunday 22 June 2014 3:14

Whoa

Adam5858 17

Sunday 22 June 2014 3:40

Like i always say.Put the lego in her shoes,that'll work

samslifesuks 9

Sunday 22 June 2014 3:42

this girl deserves a medal!

FrankHotpants 31

Sunday 22 June 2014 3:43

I always said my toe was a ****, always getting banged.

PegLegRacing 34

Sunday 22 June 2014 4:08

The only way your life sucks is if you're blind.... If you can see and can't avoid the furniture, that's on you.

Frostillicus123 10

Sunday 22 June 2014 4:21

if you're blind your life sucks. if you can see you're an idiot

gracezering 7

Sunday 22 June 2014 4:40

too bad I'm an only child...

CrikOgresmasher 19

Sunday 22 June 2014 4:43

pretty sure this idea was taken from Tumblr

babyduck25 9

Sunday 22 June 2014 4:45

Take some confetti and stick it in the air vents in her car then turn the a/c on high and wait for her to go out and start her car. If she doesn't have a car cover her in shaving cream in her sleep.