By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
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wtfidkwtp 8

Tying to make her jealous is not how to win over a girl!

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Vickeh 15

Ain't cool bro! YDI for using mind games. What if she said that she didn't care since she already "had already had a bf"? Seesh... place yourself in ones shoes before saying that kind of crap

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slackerjoe 22

don't feel bad. I dress nice and have a high pitched voice, so my friends have to explain to new people, after they ask, that no, I'm not gay. hang in there. maybe you were only in the friend zone because she thought you were gay. maybe you have a chance now.

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PegLegRacing 34

I don't think he's even in the friend zone... A girl has to like you at some level to be considered a friend. This guy is too much of a douche. If you have to lie to get laid, you're doing it wrong.

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sofitina 20

Maybe he wasn't lying to just get laid but to have a relationship. Granted, that makes it worse.

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shine999 12

That's what you get when you trying to act cool.

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miracoria 10

Definitely a YDI. Don't play games, nobody likes them, and if she caught you on it, she would likely be too peeved to consider dating you. "Oh this guy likes to lie to play with my mind? Excuse me while I remove my pants!" ... Said no woman, ever.

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junkman6 22

#21 I think that exact quote has been said before, followed immediately by sex, on every reality TV show on MTV.

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miracoria 10

Haha alright, that's fair. No real girls not doing it for money would, though. :p

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gracehi 31

What you fail to realize is that it would only make her jealous if she was interested in you in the first place, in which case there would be no need to make her jealous. If anything it would only discourage her from pursuing you. Didn't think that one through, did ya, Bub?

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vikky538 28

one of the best backfires i heard in recent times..

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e_p_owen 7

Perfect man, now she thinks you're not interested in her, since you know, you told her you had a thing with someone else. But in the bright side, you ain't gay to her now. Great job.

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killerdana 19

Then why were you dating him?

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lishajoy777 14

oooh. Gay friend zoned...

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Brody89 5

I'd have said "Awe, no, but thanks for the compliment." Seriously, if a girl thinks you're gay, it's a good thing. I had a girl think that because I wasn't showing interest in her, that I was gay, and it opened the floodgates when she found out I wasn't and pursued all her pent up desire for me. MAKING a girl jealous for any reason sucks, though. Whether you're with her and want her reactions, or trying to gain her interest. They don't react well to it. If they witness something harmless and get jealous or upset, then that's a different story.

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