By princess - 17/03/2009 05:06 - Canada

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Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML
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Jimboom 11

So he couldn't be arsed to have phone sex? So what? Usually it takes a long time and the guy could have brought himself to ****** at least twice by the time the dirty talk turns the women on enough to climax. I see no FML here. More like FMF (**** my fingers). Buy a vibrator. On a side note it's really his loss. Phone sex can be very hot. :)

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anonymous1230 0

Wow, he's a douche.

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kimtheturtle 0

ok, well thats too bad. but im sure you have already turned down sex also. its only normal for him to do the same. maybe he was really tired. you have the rest of your life to have sex, no worries.

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dcapp 0

ohhhhhhh. thats not nice i'd be real mad break up with him guys suck.

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802_CRU 0

COME ON!!! its not his fault that he's tired. its not like he said, "too bad im not." and he signed it with xoxo. you can't expect him to be down whenever wherever. you seem to know what you want. so going solo shouldn't be as much as a challange.

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SNW23 0

I have definitely had the same thing happen...in his bed.

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summer_love 0

# 37, come again? what do you think this is the dark age? how long do you wait to have sex, 2 years? seriously , welcome to 21st century love :)

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QDogg119 0

If anyone above said guys are not horny 24/7, you can kiss my A$$. WE are always horny. The ONLY time a guy is not horny is when they just had sex, and even then they still might be horny after that. It all depends on if he wants to go again. EVEN WHEN WE ARE SLEEPING, we are horny. Your boyfriend sounds GAY to me. Or he is cheating on you.

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Upon_A_Burning_B 0

Or the people above aren't horny all the time? I know that may seem impossible to a person with the brain of a stick, but not everyone is as sexually deprived as you that they need sexual stimulation 24/7. _-------_ <--- I made you a bridge to jump off of.

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