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By princess - 17/03/2009 05:06 - Canada

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Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML
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Jimboom 11

So he couldn't be arsed to have phone sex? So what? Usually it takes a long time and the guy could have brought himself to ****** at least twice by the time the dirty talk turns the women on enough to climax. I see no FML here. More like FMF (**** my fingers). Buy a vibrator. On a side note it's really his loss. Phone sex can be very hot. :)

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squeaky_fml 0

Sometimes people are really tired. Why do girls expect guys to want sex at ALL TIMES? If a guy posted this about a girl, no one would be sympathetic to him.

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deadpaper 0

Ok, so I agree that guys need their sleep too. Us females complain of 'beauty sleep' or something all the time, so guys deserve it too. On the other hand, it's really his loss!

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firefalcon 0

I'm a guy, and I can tell you for a fact that even us dudes don't want sex all the time. Sometimes all one wants to do is sleep, especially if one didn't sleep well the night before, had a long day or doesn't feel good. So, one one hand... he did respond a bit coldly and he should have at least taken the time to say something like "I'm too tired, sorry, love you" instead of being a smart-ass. But on the other hand... if it was late or if you've acted like that towards him before, he's kinda justified in his behavior. Eh. Agreeing with the people that said to buy a vibe. Much less hassle.

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CDub7888 0

Dear god, what the hell is wrong with that guy? This may sound bad, but if I recieved a text like that, the cops would be after me for indecent exposure because I would've left my pants at wherever I recieved that text as I ran to that girl's bedroom.

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bitchh_fml 0

Damn. Atleast you got a xoxo?

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formosababie 0

go get yourself a trojan vibrating touch fingertip massager ;)

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artanis_neravar 0

if your boyfriend texted you saying im horny , in bed and naked, are you always going to say yes? give the guy a break

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TheChosenOne_fml 0

He must be a ****... BTW: **** everybody sayin, if he would call u sayin I´m horny, get your ass ova here... That´s NOT the same thing! Guys should jump immediatly, if there´s a chance 4 pussy. Believe me, I am one.

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

Stop talking. We can all deduct your age from your writing skills and at that age, you probably can't even get your penis (that's what you call 'wee wee') to ejaculate (something other than pee, that is).

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