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By ugh - 28/04/2009 21:49 - Canada

Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML

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By WhyTheFNot - 20/06/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML

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By needanewphone - 22/01/2012 22:03 - United States

Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML

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By tmac - 04/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML

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By esoog - 19/05/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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By shelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

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By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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Panic!

By Anonymous - 16/01/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML

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blooop_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:17

YDI. People don't have enough patience these days.

omglolydi 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:19

So did he come over?

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Zebidiah 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 3:59

Pee is sterile. You could have just taken it out, dried it off, and checked the message.

lunchmeat317 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 4:03

Why do people keep cell phones in their back pockets?

Geeky_Warrior 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 4:03

Heh, Idk why some people say you deserve it/ you're disgusting, its not like you were talking on the phone with him, and even then so what, its not like he doesn't pee.

jasminenoelle 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 4:08

lol, i dropped my brand new phone in the toilet this morning and broke it.

ellebell 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 4:37

ok so when i first read this i pictured the "washroom" as a laundry room and was confused as to why you would pee in there....yeah it took me a second to realize i was wrong :)

ellebell 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 4:35

ok so when i first read this i pictured the "washroom" as a laundry room and i was confused as to why you would pee in there...took me a second to realize i was wrong :)

mattmag 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 5:01

I hope you got it out and checked the text.

kristina3514 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 4:42

I work for one of the largest cell phone providers in the US. Hear stories about this all day. And still have managed to do it myself 5 times! Water/any sort of liquid damage sucks. May work after dried but could just shut down weeks/months later.