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By crappingrapping - 21/05/2013 15:01 - United States

Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML

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By bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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Flow

By rapper in training - 11/02/2012 01:02 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump in a public toilet, when a guy in the next stall started drunkenly rapping. He kept trying to get me to rap along with him, eventually bashing the wall and threatening to bust my face in if I didn't. I soon found out I can rap to Slob On My Knob pretty well. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 00:26 - United States - Goodyear

Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML

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Alone

By shit - 30/05/2019 06:00

Today, I was in a public restroom trying to take a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML

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By American idol - 06/04/2011 06:19

Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML

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By not telling you my name - 07/08/2015 15:16 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML

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Heaven knows I'm miserable now

By Morrissey2.0 - 17/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML

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By dani - 25/03/2014 03:39 - United States - Dayton

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

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By shittysongs - 07/03/2013 02:39 - United States - Bothell

Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML

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Concentrate

By um…ew - 14/01/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, my friend and I were having a conversation in the ladies’ room. Suddenly, we hear banging from one of the stalls and, “Can you talk somewhere else? Some of us are trying to poop.” FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 21 May 2013 19:00

As weird as it sounds, I really wish I had been there.

DeidaraAkatsuki 17

Tuesday 21 May 2013 19:01

Because when when you're alone on the toilet, your inner rapper bursts out.

Comments

olpally 32

Tuesday 21 May 2013 20:03

Unusual and hilarious all at once. Lol. Can you tell us the rap song? Lol, it'd give everyone a better visual.

Jelbeztok 17

Tuesday 21 May 2013 20:04

lol thats not a FML, thats awesome.

LennyComa 39

Tuesday 21 May 2013 20:08

I guess that's called a pooette....anyone?....Ok I'll be quiet now

Radoh 3

Tuesday 21 May 2013 20:12

Not really an FML, that sounds like fun actually.

imyy 20

Tuesday 21 May 2013 20:17

Thank God he had the second 'p' in rapping or this would've been a lot worse...

imyy 20

Tuesday 21 May 2013 21:34

Ignore this comment, double post, sorry!

sannuo 10

Tuesday 21 May 2013 20:19

Why is this a FML? This is awesome! :D

TisAPenguin 16

Tuesday 21 May 2013 20:22

I really want to know what song it was! Also, that's actually awesome lol

FrietvanPiet 16

Tuesday 21 May 2013 20:24

"this is ******* awesome"

PETRONAS_fml 10

Tuesday 21 May 2013 20:24

That was fun..

Kyle_Kawi27 7

Tuesday 21 May 2013 20:29

Thats pretty awesome.

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