By crappingrapping - 21/05/2013 15:01 - United States

Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML
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Welshite 39

As weird as it sounds, I really wish I had been there.

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DeidaraAkatsuki 17

Because when when you're alone on the toilet, your inner rapper bursts out.

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rebelsrock 17

*Hey, I'm alone!* Palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already, moms spaghetti, he's nervous. But on the surface he looks calms and ready to drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the whole crowd oh so loud, he opens his mouth but the words won't come out. He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now, the clocks run out, times up, over blow! *other person* *here's my one shot* YOU BETTER LOSE YOURSELF IN THE MUSIC THE MOMENT YOU BETTER NEVER LET IT GO!

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davincidasecond 24

Those lyrics were in my head when I read the fml lol

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xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Ha! I was singing the same song in my head as well.

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MayaTheBee_fml 10

Is it weird when this song brings back good memories?

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JustAReaderZZZZ 10

you missed part of that first verse. there's still more before the chorus starts. (:

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TheNewGuy03 28

He opens his asshole and looks to drop bombs

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freshko21 6

Hey, at least you didn't get a bad rap.

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kiwienne 21

I read something else than "rapping" ._.

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A_Dead_Fish32 8

You thought he was tapping the stall door? Get your mind out of the gutter.

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kiwienne 21

#38 - Yep, definitely tapping. That's it ;)

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lukeyhoward79236 17

This makes me think of that family guy episode where they have that farting competition in the toilets.

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Garagedwella 26

Ha ha that was epic Michael Moore vs Peter Griffin performing dueling banjos

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challan 19

That wasn't him beat boxing...

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perdix 29

Did you share your cocaine with him (or what you call "allergy nasal spray")?

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Ladisa 28

#19 - Had to scroll down one FML in the list to get it. Makes perfect sense now.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

It would have been even more epic if a third person had joined in by tapping the beat with a pen. LoL

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Danielle7994 18

Lol that sort of reminds me of this story that my sister told me in her class. It was that song that goes: "MM BA DUM (MM BUH DUM) MM BA DUM (MM BA- BRRRRRRRRRAP!). Well...lol, one kid on one side of the room just randomly started that first part, then this other kid (LITERALLY across the room yelled BRRRRRRRRRRAP!) The process then repeated Lol. I was like, "Wow...you have such a weird class". Lol.

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DocBastard 38

Let this be a lesson to you - only sing obscure songs when you think you're alone in the restroom. And for ****'s sake, NEVER rap. Ever.

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perdix 29

#25, any art form that mocks fifty dollar T-shirts is OK in my book!

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RedPillSucks 31

Sorry Doc, none less that the immortal Edgar Allan Poe commanded us to rap. While I nodded, nearly crapping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my stall door. `'Tis some adjacent visitor,' I muttered, `rapping at my stall door - Only this, and nothing more.'

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\ 28

One does not simply rap to himself.

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