By Anonymous - 06/09/2012 01:34 - Canada

Today, I told a girl that she had very pretty eyes. I then had to rinse pepper spray from my own. FML
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DaDezza244 31

What a bitch. At least you were being kind :) sorry to hear about your eyes

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A100893 30

I guess you didn't see eye to eye.

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andthepennydrops 6

**then runs away, laughing maniacally*

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keyshwantembo 0

I've been kicked in the nuts for that but never pepper spray that's rough

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the_true_batman 10

If you ever see her again knock her teeth out.

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vettle 6

Yeaaaah, there must be more to the story! Were you spying on her? Did you pop out of the bushes? stalk her on facebook?

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the_true_batman 10

You're blaming the victim. I bet when your friend comes to you crying about being raped you say: Yeaaaah, there must be more to the story! Were you flirting with him? Did you flash him your bush? Send him sexy messages on Facebook?

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pocketspock 3

I feel sorry for both the young man and young woman in the story. I will say that I have gone to the other side of the street when approaching women late at night for fear of making them uncomfortable - thus making me uncomfortable for posing no threat but being worried about the outcome of appearing to be one in the woman's eyes.

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MISSJMAGIC 6

aw she obviously can't take a compliment

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wubbazugg 5

Yet more reasons why guys just can't randomly compliment girls anymore. Stupid bitches.

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Max1468 4

What a ******* 8itch. I'm really sorry to hear that. ::::(

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kay2kay 1

How do we know he wasn't being creepy when he said that? You're eyes are so pretty... can I have them?

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