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Are you sure you didn't scare her with your looks??
A pedo doesn't expect a 7-year-old to be armed with pepper spray. Usually, one takes one's hand off one's crotch when delivering such a compliment.
And puts pants on.
That's so stupid. All guys tend to say to me is either that I'm good looking (not that I'm complaining about that but the only ones who say that are old...) or that I have a pretty mouth... *shudder*. I'd love to have my eyes complimented by a stranger, it would make my day. Not to mention it would be a little less creepy.
In life, you can say almost anything and get away with it. The key is not what is said, but how it is said. . Where you looking at her eyes from a reasonable distance while saying it? :-/
Well, I hope she is ready to donate her eyes for the cornea transplant you'll be needing now... What a bitch.
Bitches be crazy.
What a ****. I hope you gave her a blackeye.
You can thank all the bastards who think a compliment is an instant pass to sex. I once had a guy said I had beautiful eyes then he asked me for my phone number. When I said I rather not give it out, he called me a stuck up bitch who should die and do the world a favor. This stuff escalates quickly on both sides.
Some people are so paranoid.
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What a bitch. At least you were being kind :) sorry to hear about your eyes
I guess you didn't see eye to eye.