Miscellaneous: Today, I told my bald, goatee-sporting chemistry teacher that...

By me - 04/04/2013 20:07 - United States - Parrish

Today, I told my bald, goatee-sporting chemistry teacher that he looks like Walt from Breaking Bad. I quickly got sent to the principal's office and received a 3-day suspension for "slandering" my teacher by implying that he makes meth. FML

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By assumed - 01/03/2011 16:47

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 15:52 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

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By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

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By Jay - 04/11/2017 04:00

Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML

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What did you expect?

By Effing buzzkill - 04/07/2023 10:00

Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML

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By Matthew - 04/07/2018 22:30

Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 10:29 - France - Paris

Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML

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By hangman - 01/08/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML

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Kids…

By Courtney - 26/05/2016 12:12 - United States

Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML

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By WaltTheFuckDad - 01/09/2013 23:06 - United States - Salida

Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML

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friedpwnadge 25

Friday 5 April 2013 3:23

The school system is bad and it should feel bad!

MarisaCB 16

Friday 5 April 2013 3:24

This is why school boards annoy me. Stuff like this.

Comments

Uhscanherdarklee 10

Friday 5 April 2013 3:32

Seems like someone has something to hide...Have you noticed any lab equipment missing? Or perhaps a recent firing of your school janitor?

StarThrower 17

Friday 5 April 2013 3:50

That's exactly what I thought! In that case, it was a bad idea to make such big deal about it, with the Barbara Streisand effect and all :)

Supahnova 14

Friday 5 April 2013 3:33

Apparently, he's not as awesome as Walt. That's unfortunate that you were suspended, OP.

chanellgymnast 17

Friday 5 April 2013 3:33

But "Breaking Bad" is ******* fantastic!

Mr_Satan 11

Friday 5 April 2013 3:35

And these are the people teaching todays youth.... somebody ask the psychic how ****** we are in 50 years...

AKGirlinSD 20

Friday 5 April 2013 3:36

I agree. However, I feel like this is the hair the broke the camel's back. Maybe OP's teacher has heard that so many times, he snapped and took it out on OP. I'm pretty sure the it will be sorted out and OP will get off the hook. The teacher way over reacted.