Miscellaneous: Today, I told my bald, goatee-sporting chemistry teacher that...

By me - 04/04/2013 20:07 - United States - Parrish

Today, I told my bald, goatee-sporting chemistry teacher that he looks like Walt from Breaking Bad. I quickly got sent to the principal's office and received a 3-day suspension for "slandering" my teacher by implying that he makes meth. FML

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By assumed - 01/03/2011 16:47

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 15:52 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

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By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

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By Jay - 04/11/2017 04:00

Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML

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What did you expect?

By Effing buzzkill - 04/07/2023 10:00

Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML

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By Matthew - 04/07/2018 22:30

Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 10:29 - France - Paris

Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML

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By hangman - 01/08/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML

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Kids…

By Courtney - 26/05/2016 12:12 - United States

Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML

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By WaltTheFuckDad - 01/09/2013 23:06 - United States - Salida

Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML

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Friday 5 April 2013 3:23

The school system is bad and it should feel bad!

MarisaCB 16

Friday 5 April 2013 3:24

This is why school boards annoy me. Stuff like this.

Comments

ShawnBushOG 9

Friday 5 April 2013 5:03

I hate my chemistry teacher. I feel like they try to make our lives miserable

JenkJenks 6

Friday 5 April 2013 5:19

Beardface? If you wanna lose the nickname, you gotta lose the beard

goreajek 13

Friday 5 April 2013 5:19

You should never reference a teacher to someone, and or joke around with them. They are evil beings created to destroy our lives.

vanessa09865 23

Friday 5 April 2013 5:27

Hmmm....suspicious that your teacher would discipline you when he thought you were implying he made meth....guilty? I think so

JLJ911 8

Friday 5 April 2013 5:35

Schools now days

vkbdias 9

Friday 5 April 2013 5:37

I'm constantly amazed about how conscientious the schooling systems are about their public image. It's surprisingly more important than making a safe, fun environment for the pupils.

jessherself13 21

Friday 5 April 2013 5:39

Our school system is lacking a sense of humor. You weren't slandering him, you didn't actually say you thought he was making meth. You should contest it, OP.