Miscellaneous: Today, I told my bald, goatee-sporting chemistry teacher that...

By me - 04/04/2013 20:07 - United States - Parrish

Today, I told my bald, goatee-sporting chemistry teacher that he looks like Walt from Breaking Bad. I quickly got sent to the principal's office and received a 3-day suspension for "slandering" my teacher by implying that he makes meth. FML

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By assumed - 01/03/2011 16:47

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 15:52 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

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By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

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By Jay - 04/11/2017 04:00

Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML

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By Effing buzzkill - 04/07/2023 10:00

Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML

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By Matthew - 04/07/2018 22:30

Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 10:29 - France - Paris

Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML

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By hangman - 01/08/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML

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By Courtney - 26/05/2016 12:12 - United States

Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML

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By WaltTheFuckDad - 01/09/2013 23:06 - United States - Salida

Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML

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friedpwnadge 25

Friday 5 April 2013 3:23

The school system is bad and it should feel bad!

MarisaCB 16

Friday 5 April 2013 3:24

This is why school boards annoy me. Stuff like this.

Comments

madrox95 2

Friday 5 April 2013 6:14

You never said he made meth you implied he looked a fictional character from a tv show......... which im watching at this very moment! I would fight it and tell them to fix it or my lawyer will. School these days. Smh

misslysiak 23

Friday 5 April 2013 6:24

Come to my school. You can get out of Suspensions by asking "what would Jesus do?". Then, they give you a second chance because that it what he would do. It is awesome!

spikekutter 9

Friday 5 April 2013 6:27

maybe he does..

maximus_prime 24

Friday 5 April 2013 7:12

At least you didn't walk in on him while he was using his vibrator.

kzai 16

Friday 5 April 2013 7:16

Was it Mr. smith? Are you in my class...?

Jharrist89 12

Friday 5 April 2013 8:14

Hopefully you can raise the issue. You never implied.

BreynHope 11

Friday 5 April 2013 8:42

They need to lighten up!

CheeseHater 23

Friday 5 April 2013 8:48

Or light up.

Marblecakelolz 11

Friday 5 April 2013 8:50

Well played, sir.

Marblecakelolz 11

Friday 5 April 2013 8:49

He sounds a bit too defensive... He knows the secret recipe.

RedGai 7

Friday 5 April 2013 9:03

Quick Mr. White! The students are on to you!

foreveriowa 16

Friday 5 April 2013 9:19

Well if the school understood the reference, someone there would of had to watch the show as well. So they can't really be punishing you for that, i bet once the principle heard that he looked at your teacher and was like "dang, he really does look like Walt."