By fmysexlife - 27/07/2009 05:06 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
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iLIAMMM 0

I hope you made him a sandwich.

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ihatewankers 0

Next time he tells you he's horny, send him a link to "2 girls 1 cup", then tell him to make his own ******* sandwich.

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ihatewankers 0

Next time he tells you he's horny, send him a link to "2 girls 1 cup", then tell him to make his own ******* sandwich.

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IceCubez 0

I don't think he'd want to eat after watching that.

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moomoomrcow 0

is the point to scar him to the point of no return? hahahaha C:

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XxRocker94xX 0

I think he'd know what it is before all the nasty stuff even happens. He'd probably seen it before.

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DaveMcRae 0

Your boyfriend is hilarious. I want to high five him.

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Blue_Coconuts 7

Man I could go for a sandwich right about now also....

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EverythingHappen 0

LOL he's a funny dude, next tym he tells you he's horny, give hym a link to subways website XD EAT FRESH B****

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VeeZazz 0

Hah, I think I'd like your boyfriend. My boyfriend and I have had a special arrangement in place for a while now: He can tell me to "go make me a sammich, bitch," whenever he wants. However, I can tell him to go down on me, whenever and wherever I want. Win-win. :D

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moomoomrcow 0

ohemgee sounds like fun! ;D thanks for tha idea hahaha jussst kidding

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trulyinsane 0

i love you 21.

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kaz11126 0

haha, thats amaaazing >;D OP: you're bf is either completely insane, or a genius... im not suree lol

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mehwhateverr 0

HAHA, he's funny. Definitely not an FML.

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imajinethat 0

Give your man a high five for me. He's ******* awesome.

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