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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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By cc - 24/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By Embarrassed - 12/12/2011 13:45 - Germany

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2020 14:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML

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By Srain - 07/01/2010 06:36 - Australia

Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML

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Thanks, honey.

By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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By Mellon - 09/12/2021 01:59

Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML

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By Username - 06/10/2010 21:59 - France

Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML

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By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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youhavenothing 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:29

why would you say that you think you look fat and then say that you never thought you were fat before this?

Audio828 2

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:23

Someones insecure. =)

Comments

Jabulls 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 0:20

#86, Calm down lady. Don't go all ballistic on me. This FML is bullshit, this happenes everyday everywhere. This isnt a FML, just a day to day unfortunate incident. So don't waste your time....... sry but you FAIL!@

soozin 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:02

wow, this is wonderful. You can eat as much as you like and he won't care ! :D lol I'm just kidding. He probably was too, lighten up.

DJLO 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:59

another girl falls victim to her own bullshit games

24788 6

Tuesday 28 April 2009 3:02

Why do people complain about their weight if they can't take critism?

vbaby174 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 12:36

why did you tell him you thought you were fat if you 'never thought you were fat before'? what did you expect him to say? and fishing for compliments much???

DarkMirror 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 22:10

He probably meant it jokingly. Lighten up.

caretoshare 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 17:39

Gosh. This 'FML' proves that reverse phsycology doesnt work. You were trying to say that you were getting fat just so that your bf could tell you that you're not? Seriously. Thats retarded.

MyLyfeSux42 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:38

Well thats kind of stupid.......I mean, he should have told u "Never, ull always be perfect 2 me" or something but his heart was in the right place.....and y'd u say u thought u were fat if u didnt? u shldnt do that just to get compliments. And hez a GUY its not lyke hell read ure mind and call ure bluff.

Felonia 0

Monday 22 June 2009 8:55

It's a better reaction than were he to awkwardly tip-toe around the subject. God... I liked my boobs before my beau told me they were "...okay" At least he loves you the way you are.