By bigdawg702 - 26/09/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of 9 months that I was ready for marriage and start having kids. She hasn't called or texted me since. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

On your first date, did you rub her belly and say, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed"?

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Victoria_fml 0

After 9 months, starting to have kids ? ... Not all girls are looking forward to that you know

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Sun_Kissed18 25

haha yes it is, love the change in gender roles!

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TheXninja 0

That sucks...but still, I think it'd be smart to wait longer than 9 months. She probably isn't ready for all of that.

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myhairynutsack 0

Some people know from the beginning, especially if they're older. YDI for not discussing it sooner if that's what you were looking for.

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ZyanyaBella 0

My husband and I got married after only knowing eachother for two months. We've been married for 5 years and have children. When you know..you know.

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bridgetoparadise 0

Exactly! I've been with my boyfriend under three months, but we already agreed that we want to be together forever. We've moved in together, and plan on getting married and having kids. We spend LOTS of time together. We knew right away. That's just the way it is sometimes. Every relationship is different. Ours is amazing. We are deeply madly and truly in love and don't care if other people get it or not.

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jonny2x4 0

Jumping the gun, aren't you? Or did you happen to blurt this out AFTER the expired condom you were using broke during sex? She'll call you soon enough...for child support.

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Wind197 0

YDI all the way, it's been 9 ******* months...

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boatkicker 4

or maybe he said it in person and she kinda brushed it off, but hasn't contacted him since then. That's what I first thought on reading thing.

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eyFuckmylife 0

9 months is a little early for most women buddy... you freaked her out. you shouldve approached her in a different way about it.  I've been living with my b/f for over a year and we have been engaged for a couple of months. I am 19.  just apologize and try to talk to her directly about the situation. I'm sure you will be just fine. 

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FinnGirl12 2

Isn't it normal to propose to someone by asking them to marry you, not telling them? The 9 months thing isn't why I think you're an idiot, it's because you gave no respect to her feelings about the matter.

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Iveek44 0

After only nine months? Doesn't that seem a little rushed to you?

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Zinok 0

9 months is DEFINITELY not enough time before you have that talk. And... if you insist on having that talk, do it in person for gods sake! You deserve it.

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thatwasobvious 0

did it say anywhere on there that he texted it or said it on the phone? it is plausible that he said it in person, she left his house or whereever and hasnt responded since.

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