By bigdawg702 - 26/09/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of 9 months that I was ready for marriage and start having kids. She hasn't called or texted me since. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

On your first date, did you rub her belly and say, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed"?

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Victoria_fml 0

After 9 months, starting to have kids ? ... Not all girls are looking forward to that you know

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ShUt_YoUr_LiPS 0

Bitch... jk! she was most likely not ready for what u where and 9 mounths is a long time but maby it was 2 long.... lol bad luck tho

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Kofu 0

It typically isn't such a hot idea to drop that kind of bomb on someone who you've only been with for nine months. Then, at the same time, one of my psychotic ex-girlfriends accepted a guy's marriage proposal after knowing him for only two weeks. So, what do I know?

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FoundManyLemons 0

Nine months? YDI, and she should run like hell.

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LOKIM8 0

Maybe a little subtlety would have been better, like for example talk about what you each want out of life and find out if she is interested in kids and marage to start with. If she isn't then you will need to compromise or decide to leave tthe relationship. Oh but that is remis of me, she has already left you because you are obviously an idiot.

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NumberZine 0

Wow, nine months! You guys must have experienced so much together. I bet your have a very strong bond. OH WAIT. NO. NINE MONTHS IS NOTHING. The saddest part? The kids are the ones who will pay when you guys end up getting a divorce in a week/month/year.

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tymaca321 0

Having kids. did you actually said that? realllly low-life. i bet you where stuck within a jungle for a year and had very romantic nights. o yeah she is your girlfriend of nine monts :l dude, i have a girlfriend of 2 years and we are not even married :l

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boatkicker 4

I'm not really sure how saying he wants kids makes him a low life. Care to explain it to me?

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boatkicker 4

Hello again DameGreyWulf. Long time no see. I agree that he didn't propose, and I also think he probably didn't do any of this through text or over the phone (which seems to be the other predominant theory here). I didn't think of until now though that she could have misinterpreted it. I just sorta thought she was being a bitch, but if she did miss-interpret that's slightly more excusable (although still rather bitchy. At least have the decency to say "Hey you freaked me out and I don't want to talk to you anymore")

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saveyourbreath 0

You're worried because she hasn't called or TEXTED you since?? If you're worried because she hasn't TEXTED you then you're too young to be getting married and having kids anyways.

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boatkicker 4

My 53 year old father texts the people he dates. Somehow I think at 53, he's not too young to be a father and husband.

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