Love: Today, I told my girlfriend of eight months that if she didn't...

By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 06:51 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend of eight months that if she didn't start taking my band's music seriously, we couldn't see each other anymore. She said fine, and I hugged her, but then she stood up and said 'I hope we can still be friends,' and walked out the door. FML

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18legalawesome 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 16:07

You're a jerk for putting your band before your girl.

123man 11

Tuesday 20 October 2009 16:06

It's a sign from Jesus that she's not the one. Either that or He's trying to tell you that your music really does suck.

Comments

LadyAlathia 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 19:28

I wish my husband's bandmates had girlfriends like that - ones that would LEAVE if they didn't respect the fact that they're dating someone dedicated to a creative pursuit. Then they might get an actual PRACTICE in once in a while. A practice that isn't interrupted by cell phones whinging about "where ARE you?!?" every three seconds. Goddamn Yokos.

rockstarK9 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 20:40

thank you!

giratina16 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 19:29

hahaha YDI don't be such an idiot if she doesn't like your music get over god not everyone has to like it.

lydia_cheyenne 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 19:33

i understand why you said that. if your going to be with someone they should be supportive for you as you should for them

iwadasn 32

Wednesday 21 October 2009 0:21

By "supportive," you seem to mean "having the exact same opinion as he does." She can dislike his band's music without being unsupportive of his being a musician. It's just her personal opinion.