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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 11:53 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML

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By ddll - 05/09/2011 01:27 - Singapore

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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By ouch - 29/03/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

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By ouch - 16/06/2016 10:14 - United States - Livonia

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML

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By GirlishMan1883897 - 24/07/2010 10:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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By never dip the wick in crazy - 15/04/2016 19:00 - Romania

Today, after months of patiently trying to help my girlfriend deal with her anger issues, she dumped me in a blind rage for sneezing. FML

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Sweet relief

By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 03:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

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By WTF? - 12/08/2013 04:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 20:33 - United States - Spring Branch

Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML

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allenalives 1

Monday 3 December 2012 19:01

You CAN press charges you know...even in Canada, I'm sure

lilhellian 26

Monday 3 December 2012 19:02

Atleast you didn't wake up with icyhot there after she kicked you.

Comments

Valdrek 26

Monday 3 December 2012 19:03

Please mate, for the love of god, do not give into her when she comes crawling back begging you to have her again whilst she promises she has learnt her lessons etc...in my experience, once an abuser=always an abuser, applies to both men and women alike

MoeT8979 8

Wednesday 12 December 2012 20:11

You look like you get your ass kicked all the time

howdeedoo 22

Monday 3 December 2012 19:04

She should play in The Nutcracker

perdix 29

Monday 3 December 2012 19:05

Poor girl, she must have been nuts about you.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 3 December 2012 19:05

At least you're broken up?

catkat1988 17

Monday 3 December 2012 19:06

If you had been a girl, everyone would tell you to stay away from him and make sure to press charges. That piece of advice doesn't change just because the genders are reversed. See a doctor and have them document any physical injuries, and file a police report. Assault is not okay, regardless of style and gender, and needs to be fought through the proper channels.

johnny_derp 3

Monday 3 December 2012 23:06

"If you had been a girl, everyone would tell you to stay away from him and make sure to press charges." that is what everyone is telling him. please, just stop clinging onto to the "if you were a woman" bandwagon. it's sad.