By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 11:53 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
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allenalives 1

You CAN press charges you know...even in Canada, I'm sure

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lilhellian 26

Atleast you didn't wake up with icyhot there after she kicked you.

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jlperry31 10

at least its ur last nut shot by her..... your balls will be happy... lol happy boy and his happy balls

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rhiannon7 4

Oooooouuuuuucccccchhhhh!!!!! That just proves your point right there. Too bad she was'nt in your shoes... you could've sterilyzed her and then she wouldn't be able to abuse her kids too, if she's lucky enough to get into another relationship any time soon.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Good news is that'll be the last shot to the pills you take from her.

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karen1991 15

So, you knew this and didn't think of to wear a cup????

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IsRaeliPrinCess 8

Mark is that you??? Need me to kick her ass lol

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Levvy 22

And if she hit him in the face, he should have seen it coming and worn a mask, right? And if she hit him in the chest he should have seen it coming and worn a padded vest. And so on.

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Maria_Obligacia 14

Well, sorry about the pain - but congratulations on getting yourself rid of the b&tch. Nobody should put up with abuse. If she ever so much as approaches you - file for restraining order with no reservations.

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jeff_757 5

A kick in the nuts is the one and only free pass for hitting a girl but it sounds like you missed your chance. Just be glad she is gone, and don't be a wimp and take her back later.

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