By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 11:53 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
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allenalives 1

You CAN press charges you know...even in Canada, I'm sure

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lilhellian 26

Atleast you didn't wake up with icyhot there after she kicked you.

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billiam268 2

why the **** are there 208 people thinking 'he deserved it' is this some kinda ******* joke???

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Outhouse_Pete 4

Thats when you give her a sushi chop!

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Sweetpea22 14

I am glad you dumped the psycho. I could see her abusing you hoping you would hit her back so she could have you arrested.

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kayaker83 4

Should have wore a cup before that conversation lol

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iwadasn 32

I'm guessing there's more to the story than what you're saying. If you'd been nicer about it, I doubt she would have reacted that way.

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Levvy 22

Congratulations: You've proven that in ANY relationship trouble situation, FML will still find a way to criticize the guy. "Well... I have no idea what you did wrong but it must have been SOMETHING!" Even a man being kicked in the crotch by an abusive girlfriend is still somehow his fault - and if you can't find a way to say it is, you can just nebulously claim it must be.

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ben10jammin 3

Good for u bro before hoes

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thetechdude22 0

I hate women they are all b*tches. You know what girls F*ck you men are more dominant no matter what you do

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VLJACK 6

You need to kick her to the curb!

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