Intimacy: Today, I told my parents that I was going out with my boyfriend... - FML

By insideout - 10/05/2009 20:25 - United States

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Today, I told my parents that I was going out with my boyfriend and they agreed to let me go as long as I was home by midnight. Did I come home on time? Yes. Was my shirt right side out? No. FML

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Rakayum 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:25

lol. how could anyone vote that her life is F'ed.

too_much_fun 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:29

Oh common, there's plenty of other explanations to why your shirt was inside out. Oh wait. There's not.

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life_is_life 0

Monday 11 May 2009 18:05

boxerbaby1... wtf?

Newo_fml 0

Monday 11 May 2009 19:19

that's pretty lame.

helios_rex 0

Monday 11 May 2009 19:53

How is your this an FML? You got some action, that's all that matters!

leushqua 2

Monday 11 May 2009 20:50

damn. no other words. damn

_W_T_F_ 0

Monday 11 May 2009 21:47

lolololol omfg i totally agree wit #82...teenage sex is wrong, only cause i aint havin it... PRICELESS.... The pill......$10 Condoms for extra protction....$5 Gas to get were u want to go, so ur parents dont find out.....$20 Coming home on time, but with ur shirt on backwords, letting ur parents no that ur sexually active....PRICELESS there are things that money cant buy, for everything else there's Master Card......

Mylife_wtf 0

Monday 11 May 2009 21:58

Ahhh!! Same thing happened to me! My parents were to lazy to drive back to the movie theatre so they went to see another movie at the same time. It still kills me not knowing wether or not they noticed.

xxnickiixx 0

Monday 11 May 2009 22:34

thats ******.lol

assineyen 0

Monday 11 May 2009 22:34

YDI.

j3ssissayinn 0

Monday 11 May 2009 23:14

Hahahahah dumbass.

mkne2010 0

Monday 11 May 2009 23:17

hahahaha this is hilarious. LOL # 135

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