By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 05:56 - United States

Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML
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Blueglasscup 18

I don't understand why more people aren't talking about this

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sniken 14

If that is the case, he's but a legend!

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MrLedger98 4

The suspicious powder white beard was his father trying to convince his son that it has been 5 years so he made his beard white so it looked like he had aged

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5t3ff1k4h 44

That's hilarious. You're gullible and your dads a genius. Great combination.

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mb2_native 15

OP could be both groggy and usually gullible.

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buddy51 23

The hilarious family life of the Van Winkles....

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cmayer 20

If you read that book when you're 5, you'll become terrified of old men.

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thefullmonty1 11

Hahahaha fantastic! Your dad is hilarious! But now you have your chance to prank him majorly :D

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Timber147 9

Parents with a sense of humor are the best!

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Axipiter 24

Work with me here 28, get rid of the contraction. Does "you are dad obviously did drugs" sound right to you? No? 'Cause it's not. Try again.

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hienzburgess 9

oh em gee, grammar nazis need to go through a genocide.

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