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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 21:49 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
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Sybarite_fml 5

Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

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StormGirl142 24

I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

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Comments

brandonb6 1

I like how all the girls on this are pissed lol and good one

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Krulin 8

Step one: Climb the tallest tree in your city Step two: Tie a noose around your balls and dick Step three: Jump If you can't handle your junk responsibly then you deserve to lose it.

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MuchDance90s 0

you are right. the girls are pissed. the boys don't care or are laughing. the men? they're too busy actually having sex to boast about cheating on FML :)

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Fmlsea 28

so the gift of love you gave to her , was the share a bed with another chick .Your so loyal not ,poor GF for ever dating a dumbass like you .

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picturescrazy 24

**** YOUR life? **** you. Your girlfriend deserves the truth so she can dump your scummy ass.

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oatmans 4

What is wrong with you!!!?? You completely deserved it you cheating ass!!!

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JayDeLaGhetto 7

Everything you ordered came with a free side of spit

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heyyitsbeezyyy 0

that's what you get for being a cheater, dude. YDI.

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Sanch101 7

Isn't this more an FML for your girlfriend for dating someone like you?

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