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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 21:49 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
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Top comments

Sybarite_fml 5

Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

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StormGirl142 24

I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

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Comments

THE_A_TEEN 27

People already said what I wanted to say above me, but i'll join in on the fun. YDI, scumbag.

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armywife0609 4

Wow you are such a douche this should be your girlfriend's fml I hope the waitress told her the truth. Ydi

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thebaconweave 0

Your are a complete and utter dumbass!

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bubo_fml 10

Anniversary dinner, w/ ALL da TRIMmin's!!

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KatieKupcake4195 9

You cheated on your girlfriend and you're expecting sympathy? Sorry but YFDI (You ******* Deserve It)

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haleypiejune20 4

And you expect us to feel sorry for YOU????

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docscientist 9

Fyl because you got caught, right? No, **** you.

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money21 1

That will teach you to never bring your girl to a fancy dinner again

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