This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 21:49 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 509
You deserved it 130 021
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Sybarite_fml 5

Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

649 16
StormGirl142 24

I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

500 10

Comments

jake98899889 4

They wouldn't get "attacked" if they had some ******* common sense. Their just stupid, ignorant 11-14 yr old kids.

0 3
meoliveras08 3

That's really messed up to cheat on your girlfriend !!! For all that you should just be single & stop messing with others emotions!

1 0
mgladin 0

Yes cheating is bad, but most people bashing him for it prolly done the same damn thing. YDI but learn from this!

0 4
MizzCraZy 0

Now you definitely need to tip her:) Yeah yeah. No okay

0 2
addy367 2

Wowww you're a dick. F your girlfriend's life because she clearly deserves way better than you.

2 0
Hopes_Reprimand 6

Actually, I'd say if she caught on and dumped the OP then her life just drastically improved.

0 0
bugmenotmofo 34

nice dickweed. I hope your girlfriend finds out and dumps you

4 0
immaMonsta 8

Um, did you expect sympathy from this site? You aren't getting it. YDI for being a cheating scum bag.

3 0