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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 21:49 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
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Top comments

Sybarite_fml 5

Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

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StormGirl142 24

I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

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Comments

ragingdepression 4

In my book ydi means you dumb idiot and how ironic that it suits this situation.

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rhonder28 5

I really hope your waitress told your girlfriend about your fling. Cheating jerks like you need put in your place.

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abbynoelle 1

I hope you burn in hell! You ******* asshole! I hope your girlfriend sees what a **** you are and dumps your ass!!

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CradleLeena 0

Yeah... Ur a keeper :/

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s1ckpup 0

pics or it didnt happen... No proof no evidence then the case is dismissed OP is innocent and what the gf doesnt know wont hurt her

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lolnatalyloves 9

You're a dick...

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