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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 21:49 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
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Top comments

Sybarite_fml 5

Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

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StormGirl142 24

I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

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misskit_fml 5

people like you disgust me... to be as rotten a person to cheat is wrong enough.. to hide it and then fake it out to an anniversery you are sooo wrong... people like you dont deserve love at all... you dont have the rigjht to treat a human being that way.. you will probably break her heart and believe me even if YOU dont man the hell up and tell her she WILL find out... we always do.. your pathetic..

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Branflakes78 13

Nice you really know how to treat a girl!! you ******* Jerk off!! its a week before your Anniversary and you cheat on her

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SoultheWolf 19

You ******* deserve it for cheating on your girl. I hope she dumps your sorry ass.

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desireeashley 0

congratulations, you have 500+ douchebags who can relate and agree that your life sucks, and 9000+ people who just think you're an asshole and need to be ran over with some type of vehicle/aircraft.

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Kiirst_mt1994 26

Karma came round a really bit you on the ass, didn't it? YDI

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jellybeans97 1

Yuou a jackass! Hope she broke up with you.

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iSketz 3

Wanker. Maybe don't screw around hey?...

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