This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 21:49 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
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Top comments

Sybarite_fml 5

Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

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StormGirl142 24

I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

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Comments

alfred07 18

The only person who doesn't deserve to say fml in this situation is the who one did.

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nikkij92 1

You dick. Hope karma bites your no good ass.

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cmac86 23

Keep your genes in your jeans. Or at least your girlfriend's jeans.

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poindextrr 2

i hope ur gf caught on and kicked ur dog ass!!

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VixSparda 5

I'm an asshole -.- I have single handedly. ruined every other males chances you douche

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Knash 3

wow. nice move stupid. have some consideration for your girl. she doesn't deserve herpes.

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goodgood_fml 5

OP, I'm sure you learned a valuable lesson. You're not cut out to be a player. If you can patch this up and build the trust back, marry your girl and stay put. If your relationship ends, don't enter into another so soon. Get it all out of your system before trying again. I am revoking your players card and I've retired your Jersey.

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